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A simple USB floorpad that fits under your desk with four (or six) giant arrow keys, arranged as they are on your keyboard.
This frees up your other hand from the menial task of character movement. You could use a mouse in each hand, type while fragging, or masturbate.
One pedal moves the mouse, the other the cursor. Now you can use *both* hands to masturbate! (Not speaking from experience, of course.) [DrCurry, May 16 2005]
[DrCurry, May 16 2005]
||Six arrow keys?! Do the other two represent movement through time?
||That is nothing resembling my idea...
||The wheels on the desk chair would likely roll over the pad. It might scroll your porn down below the screen when you most need it.