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Surrogacy is well baked. This proposal is for a simple add-
A helicopter shaped like a stork delivers the baby to its
Or a balloon
or a drone, or a jet stabilized rocket, or a hullaballoon. But it must be stork shaped. [Voice, Apr 18 2014, last modified Sep 15 2015]
Look Out for Mr. Stork
[Voice, Feb 01 2019]
||How about a very fat skilled ballerina with rosy cheeks, dressed in a stork suit?
||She could say, "Kraaaaak", to the householder as the portal of the abode was pivoted upon its hinges to reveal the knocker.
||How ya think 21 got his? Pizza delivery man? Duh?
||I had assumed Li'l Kwest was shipped to Spokane in a
perforated crate marked: 'Warning! Live Female Ordnance!'
||Just have Santa Claus deliver them all. Then everyone will have the same birthday ^ Dec 25.