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Some women complain about not being kissed enough.
If they rubbed themselves down with bacon flavored butter, they will become truely delicious.
The bacon flavoring would be artificial and kosher, and the butter itself would be 'golden flavored' edible lubricant.
It would also be charged with
vitamins, minerals, and soy powder (for protein) to lure those would would otherwise just use bacon drippings.
"All Wrapped Up" - The Undertones
http://www.pergunna...ksson.se/cover5.htm
Also uses the power of bacon to increase attractiveness. [hippo, Dec 07 2007]
Bacon butter.
http://customcom.ty...1/bacon-butter.html
You gotta love it. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 25 2008]
now we know where you work [mylo]
http://www.baconsal...newest-product.html
[FlyingToaster, Apr 01 2009]
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I find this idea deeply disturbing, yet strangely compelling ... |
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This reminds me of tastyfume. |
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<covers mouth>
{burp}
</covers mouth> |
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<Insert obligatory "Four legs good, two legs better" comment> |
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NOT if you have a fat girl (or boy) friend. Lends a whole new meaning to the word "porking", dontcha think? |
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This could be the title for the next Red Hot Chili Peppers album. |
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I think you'll miss out on the Halal market, somehow. That's around 8 million in the US, I believe. |
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Hmmm, lamb kebab flavour .... ? |
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I have this strange feeling I have to get some of this for my friends, Cletus and Elly-Mae, for Christmas. Christmas is in Arkansas this year. Yay, pack me a banjo, first thang! |
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can't be Kosher on a number of levels. meat/dairy |
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Troublesome associations may develop, resulting in orgasms at breakfast. |
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Note this could be both kosher and halal, as the idea as written is an artificial butter not containing butter or bacon. |
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However, I prefer the non-halal, non-kosher version, served on bread as opposed to women. |
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//<Insert obligatory "Four legs good, two legs better" comment>// |
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Animal House, if you have enough of this stuff, it seems. |
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Gets my vote. I'd be surpised if there isn't such a novelty item available SOMEWHERE out there in the internets but I'm a little bit afraid to type it into google. |
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I just found a bar of old-fashioned lye soap that I had bought at a craft fair. It smells like bacon, just a little. Which may be why I use it. |
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That's just your brain, silly. |
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I have three dogs who are very well behaved, but I don't think I would trust them if I lathered my wife up with bacon. |
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I saw a survey that said the smell that most attracts men is pumpkin pie, but I'd say baking bread, though my dogs would be disappointed. |
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now baked <link> the company also makes bacon chapstick. |
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any woman Im kissing is probably porky enough:( |
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that said, if you can find a way to make em crisp like bacon, I
would be interested to hear it! |
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