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Bacon Love Butter

You'll want to kiss her more if she tastes like back bacon
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Some women complain about not being kissed enough.

If they rubbed themselves down with bacon flavored butter, they will become truely delicious.

The bacon flavoring would be artificial and kosher, and the butter itself would be 'golden flavored' edible lubricant.

It would also be charged with vitamins, minerals, and soy powder (for protein) to lure those would would otherwise just use bacon drippings.

mylodon, Dec 07 2007

"All Wrapped Up" - The Undertones http://www.pergunna...ksson.se/cover5.htm
Also uses the power of bacon to increase attractiveness. [hippo, Dec 07 2007]

Bacon butter. http://customcom.ty...1/bacon-butter.html
You gotta love it. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 26 2008]

now we know where you work [mylo] http://www.baconsal...newest-product.html
[FlyingToaster, Apr 02 2009]

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       I find this idea deeply disturbing, yet strangely compelling ...
8th of 7, Dec 07 2007
  

       And for vegetarians?   

       This reminds me of tastyfume.
skinflaps, Dec 07 2007
  

       own up. who ate my vest?
po, Dec 07 2007
  

       <covers mouth>
{burp}
</covers mouth>
pertinax, Dec 07 2007
  

       <Speechless>
wagster, Dec 07 2007
  

       rash(er)
xenzag, Dec 07 2007
  

       <Insert obligatory "Four legs good, two legs better" comment>
8th of 7, Dec 07 2007
  

       NOT if you have a fat girl (or boy) friend. Lends a whole new meaning to the word "porking", dontcha think?
Noexit, Dec 07 2007
  

       This could be the title for the next Red Hot Chili Peppers album.
bungston, Dec 07 2007
  

       Hmmm, lamb kebab flavour .... ?
8th of 7, Dec 07 2007
  

       can't be Kosher on a number of levels. meat/dairy
dentworth, Dec 07 2007
  

       Troublesome associations may develop, resulting in orgasms at breakfast.
ldischler, Dec 08 2007
  

       Note this could be both kosher and halal, as the idea as written is an artificial butter not containing butter or bacon.   

       However, I prefer the non-halal, non-kosher version, served on bread as opposed to women.
vincevincevince, Dec 08 2007
  

       //<Insert obligatory "Four legs good, two legs better" comment>//   

       Animal Farm?
acurafan07, Dec 08 2007
  

       Gets my vote. I'd be surpised if there isn't such a novelty item available SOMEWHERE out there in the internets but I'm a little bit afraid to type it into google.
gomer, Jul 25 2008
  

       I just found a bar of old-fashioned lye soap that I had bought at a craft fair. It smells like bacon, just a little. Which may be why I use it.
baconbrain, Jul 25 2008
  

       That's just your brain, silly.
daseva, Jul 25 2008
  

       I have three dogs who are very well behaved, but I don't think I would trust them if I lathered my wife up with bacon.   

       I saw a survey that said the smell that most attracts men is pumpkin pie, but I'd say baking bread, though my dogs would be disappointed.
MisterQED, Jul 25 2008
  

       now baked <link> the company also makes bacon chapstick.
FlyingToaster, Apr 02 2009
  
      
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