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Beer Garments

 When the hat is simply not enough
 
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Clothing of various cuts and types that have elastic pockets specifically designed for holding beer cans and/or bottles. Above the pockets, leading to the part of the garment nearest the wearer's head, loops are sewn to hold a long straw. Pant straws are linkable to shirt straws, etc., and all garments come pre-sewn with extra loops, for addition of more beer garments and their accompanying straws. Beer shoes, beer socks, beer pants, beer shirt and beer necktie straws all lead to a small frame that sits on the shoulders, much like a harmonica holder, so that individual straws may be sipped at the garment-wearer's discretion.
—CaptainClapper, Sep 17 2009

If you are carying that much beer around you really should have a belt... http://2.bp.blogspo...2Bbeer%2Bholder.jpg
...or two. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 17 2009]

Drinks_20Bandolier you might want one of these [xenzag, Sep 18 2009]

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       You should fill a CamelBak with beer. Well... beer actually turns my stomach just by thinking of it, so better use good liquor. Get some 5- and 8- ounce flasks, a lot of them, and string 'em around a utility belt. A straw kinda ruins the taste of liquor, though, so put a spigot on the flasks, like on Gatorade coolers, and keep some shotglasses in a holster. (Neutral)
—21 Quest, Sep 17 2009
   

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—8th of 7, Sep 17 2009
   

       [21Q] not a good idea with carbonated beverages, but a mobile beermeister is not impossible, especially if you accept the European like of warm beer. You do need a major rework of the mouth switch. Add in some CO2 cartridges and you are almost there.   

       Wine seems acceptable these days if stored in the correct packaging. I hear even fine wine have found some purchase in this venue due to the blockage of oxidation even after opening.   

       I personally used to carry Schnapps for skiing trips in similar carriage.
—MisterQED, Sep 17 2009
   

       Can't we just add methyl alcohol to beer for the inveterate beer drinkers, to fool them into believing it's now 12% or 30% or 50% alcohol, so pandering to their pathetic, machoistic, ego-stroking self-delusions of toughness, in order to ''accidentally'' blind them?   

       Beer is disgusting slop.
—UnaBubba, Sep 19 2009
   
      
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