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a) wear braces (UK) or suspenders (US).
b) get a stretch belt.
c) don't eat so much. |
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//tighten//? don't let the wife get hold of the remote |
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and what happens if someone hacks into your remote's
signal ? + |
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Yeah...The signal must be weak, so it only works when within 3 inches of the belt buckle. |
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Why would anyone need a remote?! How lazy does one have to be to have a remote when he/she could press a button on the belt, which would be maybe four cm away from one's pocket? How far can one person really get from her/his own belt? If anyone responds to the remote part of the invention with a disapproving taking of one's lord's name in vain, I suggest it be thoroughly hyphenated. |
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Nice idea. However I recommend a new title for it. HALFBAKERY REMINDER TO DIET AND EXERCISE. (I say this as I nibble on some almonds at my desk). |
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Even slim people can suffer from belt-itis. Sometimes putting the belt on a little tighter than your waist size is the only way to keep your pants up because you lost 20 more pounds and you are a size smaller. |
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