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The computer mouse is one of the most ubiquitous items of the current age.
Here at UB Lookin' At The Future we have released the latest mousing sensation, the Better Mouse.
BM is a live mouse, trained to respond to voice commands. Upon your command he/she/it will run to a certain spot on a horizontal
touchscreen and stamp his left forefoot once. <CLICK!> Right clicks are possible, simply requiring a spoken command to stamp the right foot.
BM expects a crumb every 10-12 clicks. Toilet trained mice are a little extra.
Not recommended for use in environments where cats and mousetraps are common. A good working relationship between mouse and user will soon develop.
Mouse Diapers... the spinoff
Mouse_20Diapers
[UnaBubba, Oct 07 2005]
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"Hello, support? My mouse is frozen..." |
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"In that case, Sir, I suggest you use it to stir your cocktail." |
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Mice are congenitally incontinent - there's going to be a slick of mouse p1ss in no time - your desktop'll stink. |
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"But, whatever you do, don't use it to stir the gravy, OK...?" |
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Enhanced revenue stream, [copro] mouse diapers.[link] |
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[copro]..and you'll die of Wile's Disease |
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It's Weil's Disease and that's a load of codswallop, [Dub]. Pet mice don't have Weil's Disease, unless they come into contact with wild mice. |
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[Ub] I bow to your obviously superior knowledge on the subject of pet-mouse piss. While I've only been on a 10-20 HSE presentations on avoiding contact with the stuff in tube stations. |
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Will you have to supply one of those drinking bottles to water them, too? (Sort of inverted codswallop-type) Will that have to be a PC attachment? |
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Bags I don't get the job of keeping your opto-mechanical one in working order. |
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//While I've only been on a 10-20 HSE presentations on avoiding contact with the stuff in tube stations.// Why do they have pet mice in the Tube? Do they use them when they can't get hold of canaries? |
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How do you think the escalators work? |
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The idea [williamsmatt] was dissing. |
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"Toilet trained mice are a little extra."
The untrained ones _leave_ a little extra. |
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We all leave something, [phoe], even if it's just crap. |
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