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Ever felt like your brain was clogged? Just too much to think about? Can't concentrate?
You need a bottle of Brain-O Brain Cleaner!
Just a few sips, and you'll rid your mind of all those irritating things you always wished you could forget awful commercial jingles; ex-boyfriends or girlfriends;
those pangs of guilt for things you did in third grade.
Available in multiple strengths for multiple levels of sanity. Think more clearly. Be more focused. Brain-O.
Same magic item, different details. [jutta, Feb 02 2001]
You could also just try turning this on yourself. [centauri, Feb 02 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
||Dang, I thought this was going to be the cleaning solution one uses when on brain detail, to keep from becoming a fireball-laying mo'fo'.
||Wow, that sentence makes almost no sense.