A frequent item in womens magazines, I hear, is the companion compatibility quiz. Such a test could be used with few changes ("other" -> "auto") in car magazines with mostly male readers:
Do you often take your significant auto out to restaurants and movies?
Does your s a emit foul-smelling
Do you drink too much when you are with your s a?
Do you have common leisure interests such as sharing free time on weekends or taking your s a on vacation?
Would your s a hold your coffee cup when your hands are full?
Do you buy expensive extras for your s a?
Do you show-off and brag about your s a to others?
Are you dependent on each other?
Do you enjoy your s a less when the kids are with you?
Do you often stare at other, better-equipped cars?
Do you often wash and rub down your s a?
Do you loan your s a out to others?
Do you feel safe and secure with your s a?
Do you make your s a wait in the rain and then leave in a taxi when the cars feeling under the weather?