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Just for all the cattle ranchers in southern Colorado who periodically lose cattle to those pesky aliens, here's the Centralized Cattle Mutilation Corral! All the southern Colorado ranchers take their sick and scrawny head of cattle to a central location, a big corral near Walsenburg. These cattle will
be offered up as a sacrifice, so that the aliens (or conversely, the Fiendish Satanic Black Government Helicopters) will leave the rest of their stock alone.
The problem is in getting the aliens (or the FSBGH) to use the central corral. In the first place, it's convenient; no running all over Colorado necessary, just go to the Corral. But how to attract them in the first place? Maybe a big "WELCOME" sign with a spaceship (or FSBGH) on it. Maybe "BUFFET" will do the trick. Or "OUR FINEST SPECIMENS." Not that that would fool them, of course. . . . Maybe "COMING SOON--ANOTHER RUTH'S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE" . . . .