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Clean-o-glue
A flavoured Glue, which whitens and Brightens
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Young children have many problems when related to glue, But two may be solvable by combination. ----------------------------------------------
1: They Forget to clean their teeth
2: They eat ther glue paste
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Incorporate into the glue formula flavourings, Mint esters, preservatives, and the basics of toothpase. Make sure the toothpaste ingredents break down in gastric juices (And are non-toxic). Then, when little tommy forgets to brush his teeth, his glue will do it for him, whilst the little feral is busy chewing on the application brush.

QuadAlpha, Jun 23 2001

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       Let them eat glue?!

futurebird, Jul 10 2001
  
      
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