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Every morning, the male and hairy segment of the West's population dispose of an Exxon-Valdez sized slick of wasted shaving foam and gel, which bursts forth, near uncontrollably, from aerosols.
To eliminate this shocking profligacy, I present the Click Notch Foam Squirt. The CNFS is a revolution
in aerosol nozzle design. Satisfyingly clicky, the rotating nozzle head is turned so that the shaver selects the appropriate dollop size, which the construction of the nozzle ensures is uniform. Dollops range in size from pea, for bumfluff sprouting teenage oiks, right through to "Full Blast" for cro-magnon yeti-men, like Richard Keys.
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I thought You were going to say "hairy little squirt" [+] |
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would any man choose a minor setting (even when alone)? |
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What [po] said, with added snigger. |
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Go [calum] + Conservatively Nascent Foam Squirter. |
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Dentworth: Not for ladies? Do you prefer your women au-natural? |
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dentworth doesn't prefer women, she prefers her men buffed and burly. I had mistakenly thought this idea was genderless product, but upon reread edited. |
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Why do I keep reading this as "Crotch Foam Squirt"? I know, I know, it's disgusting! I blame lack of sleep and staring at a computer screen all day. By George, I think I've gone cross-eyed. |
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Bun for the term: "Satisfyingly clicky" alone. |
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One word for you [calum]: Noris. |
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//Why do I keep reading this as "Crotch Foam Squirt"?//
I suppose, Machi, that ladies' shaving foam aerosols could have a similar design feature, but I'd hesitate to suggest dollop size nomenclature as I am not benfrost. |
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Nice, bun and all, even though I use a shaving brush with old fashoined shaving soap. Any extra stays in the cup for next time. |
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Would that be Chuck Noris? |
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