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Mobile app helps you stave off sudden cravings when you're trying to lose weight.
ComePunchMe is a mobile app that helps you lose weight by
avoiding those desperate cravings that result in bad
When you feel a craving overwhelming you, pull out the
app and touch the button. The app identifies your location,
well as the nearest puncher. The app guides
the puncher to
you, they punch you in the gut, and *WHAM* -- craving
The punchee pays $2 to eliminate their craving, the
gets $1, and the app developers get $1.
Optional services could include ComeSlapMe and
ComeFlickMyEar, for times when a mild craving is all that
needs to be eliminated.
||American version is of course called: ComeSprayMeWithBullets
||<goes away to clone [8th]'s phone>