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Flat Earthers are actually aliens who developed autism after mistakenly mixing fluoridated water with measles vaccines. The Illuminati became aware of this and started a chemtrail campaign to alert the Freemasons, but they had already made a pact with the aliens and hired NASA to fake the moon landing,
to cover up the experimental use of New Coke at Denver International Airport.
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[pertinax, Jun 07 2019]
Conspiracy Theory
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118883/
awesome movie [Voice, Jun 07 2019]
xkcd: Jet Fuel
https://xkcd.com/966/
"My hobby: playing conspiracy theories off against each other." [notexactly, Jun 23 2019]
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You know too much ... Majestic-7 have ordered your execution. |
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Elvis will get to me first (I have definitive evidence linking him to Deepwater Horizon) |
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"Five minutes, Mr. Presley, Sir ! " |
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They aren't electric yet ? |
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[Ian] Not a nucleus of my family but could be wrong. |
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Everytime you see a large black helicopter parked
on a lawn with its engine roaring loudly and its
blades turning you have to stand near it and shout
illiterate gibberish at reporters. You are now a Stable
Genius. |
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// shout illiterate gibberish at reporters // |
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How will reporters discriminate between literate and illiterate gibberish ? Reporters know nothing and understand less. |
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That's their job, to relay the fact of the illiterate gibberish. It's the media user to decide what it means to them. Of course, the editor/programmer decides what goes out to the user to maximise other interests. |
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