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Conspiracy medley

Every time you hear a black helicopter, you have to drink a shot
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Flat Earthers are actually aliens who developed autism after mistakenly mixing fluoridated water with measles vaccines. The Illuminati became aware of this and started a chemtrail campaign to alert the Freemasons, but they had already made a pact with the aliens and hired NASA to fake the moon landing, to cover up the experimental use of New Coke at Denver International Airport.
placid_turmoil, Jun 07 2019

Suppressed_20Consequences [pertinax, Jun 07 2019]

Conspiracy Theory https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118883/
awesome movie [Voice, Jun 07 2019]

xkcd: Jet Fuel https://xkcd.com/966/
"My hobby: playing conspiracy theories off against each other." [notexactly, Jun 23 2019]

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       You know too much ... Majestic-7 have ordered your execution.
8th of 7, Jun 07 2019
  

       Elvis will get to me first (I have definitive evidence linking him to Deepwater Horizon)
placid_turmoil, Jun 07 2019
  

       {muffled thud}   

       Sp. "Majestic 6"   

       Sorry, carry on.
pertinax, Jun 07 2019
  

       <Tapping on door/>   

       "Five minutes, Mr. Presley, Sir ! "
8th of 7, Jun 08 2019
  

       They aren't electric yet ?
wjt, Jun 08 2019
  

       [Ian] Not a nucleus of my family but could be wrong.
wjt, Jun 09 2019
  

       Everytime you see a large black helicopter parked on a lawn with its engine roaring loudly and its blades turning you have to stand near it and shout illiterate gibberish at reporters. You are now a Stable Genius.
xenzag, Jun 09 2019
  

       // shout illiterate gibberish at reporters //   

       How will reporters discriminate between literate and illiterate gibberish ? Reporters know nothing and understand less.
8th of 7, Jun 09 2019
  

       That's their job, to relay the fact of the illiterate gibberish. It's the media user to decide what it means to them. Of course, the editor/programmer decides what goes out to the user to maximise other interests.
wjt, Jun 11 2019
  
      
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