Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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A couch you're not comfortable getting comfortable with
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This is indistinct from a regular sofa or loveseat, but the velvet soft texture and the perfectly rounded cushiony mounds combined with hairlike tassles ontop the usually unadorned back frame complete the "blind-men's elephant" when an arm is rested casually across it. There are no spaces between the cushions, because it is for lonely guys who want to say it is like how women are.
guncandy, Apr 10 2015

Like this? http://youtu.be/n40KyBHeBCM
[21 Quest, Apr 11 2015]


       Welcome to the halfbakery.
Voice, Apr 10 2015

       yeah, even if I don't get it...
xandram, Apr 10 2015

       Yes, welcome, and a reserved congratulations on your first post.   

       The help file is over there on the left, under meta.   

       I wish you luck in your search for a mate.
normzone, Apr 10 2015

       I have to ask   

       Is this a sofa shaped like female private parts?
vfrackis, Apr 10 2015

       You have to ask?
normzone, Apr 10 2015

       Welcome to the Halfbakery, [guncandy]. You may be new here, but you have already achieved a degree of oddness that has taken others years to reach.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 10 2015

       I won't ask what the matching ottoman's modeled after.   

       What's the matching ottoman modeled after?
doctorremulac3, Apr 11 2015

       After the watershed, hopefully.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 11 2015

       Are you related to [benfrost]?
Cuit_au_Four, Nov 21 2015


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