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Crack Conditioning

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ok this is for people with a rather large bottom.

it is a battery powered wedge shaped series of fans.

activated it draws cool air between massive layers of flesh to help a person keep cool.

vfrackis, Jul 06 2009

Butt Crack Freshener Butt_20Crack_20Freshener
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       Who just far... hmm. Who's farting?!
daseva, Jul 06 2009
  

       I thought this was going to be something to do with taking in small doses of Crack Cocaine everyday....
xenzag, Jul 06 2009
  

       I thought it would be a way to make shinier, silkier crack cocaine.
daseva, Jul 06 2009
  

       I hesitate to ask but what could've possibly prompted such a post ?
FlyingToaster, Jul 07 2009
  

       Is that you Harry Knowles?
simonj, Jul 07 2009
  

       this is what happened.   

       I work with an individual who is overweight, so much so that it is clear his life hangs in the balance.   

       I envisioned this device from this perspective. If I were him, (and i have struggled with weight) facing the same challenges, what would push me over the edge? such that I would fight like never before.   

       I thought that I would find the prospect of struggling to force a "crap gadget" between my ass cheeks to help stay cool so disturbing that it would compel action on my part to escape the circumstance of overweight.
vfrackis, Jul 07 2009
  

       .... and with the handy snorkel attachment ... still [-] but less so.
FlyingToaster, Jul 07 2009
  
      
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