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"Cream Cheese On Host" is a title for an emergency cookbook for clerical types.
Will start out on the banned list, so why even start to write the thing.
Bring it here and spread it on.
Ewwwww [blissmiss, Apr 30 2014]
||You do realize you typed that out loud, don't you?
||The risque version would of course involve cream
cheese on the hostess.
||And yea, the Lord spaketh unto them, saying "Take this
bread, it is my body." And lo, did they taketh.
And the Lord spake a second time, "Take this cream
cheese, it is my...erm, hat?". And lo, they did look
amongst themselves with much consternation. And Peter
didst reply "Lord. Thou hast no hat - WTF?"
||Church of no pants would fit in here beautifully, I
||The Jews can't use blood, but they may eat matzah