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Exotic Cheese Club
Why stop at cows and goats?
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We've all heard of those specialty shops and "of-the-month" clubs that provide the discerning and adventurous consumer with meats beyond what you'd normally find in a local grocer. Kangaroo? Rattlesnake? We got 'em all.

But why stop there?

I propose a cheese-of-the-month club and catalog (an actual store would probably not be feasible for the small demand I anticipate) that specializes in cheeses made from the milk of exotic mammals. Think of it: March could come in like a sharp lion cheddar, and in January you could remind yourself that the ocean is even colder than where you are now with a nice killer whale gruyere.

Milk would be harvested in cooperation with local zoos and water parks, many of which already supplement their babies' natural nursing with a fortified formula.


Tabbyclaw, Jun 11 2004

exoticish cheeses http://www.cheese.c...fault.php?cPath=3_8
[engineer1]

Rat's milk cheese http://www.halfbake...27s_20Milk_20Cheese
Another halfbaked take [engineer1, Oct 17 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Rat's milk cheese http://www.halfbake...27s_20Milk_20Cheese
Another halfbaked take [half, Oct 17 2004]

(?) Human cheese, as sought by [DrC] http://www.beardedm...et/gbmc/cheese.html
(The link, not necessarily the product.) [angel, Oct 17 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Gourmet catering a la human milk http://news.bbc.co....pacific/2702123.stm
As sought by no-one except the Chinese. (Show of hands if eeeewww!) [angel, Oct 17 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

non_mammal http://www.halfbake...geon_20milk_20churn
[FarmerJohn, Oct 17 2004]

Questions? Ask Google http://answers.goog...hreadview?id=301062
[dpsyplc, Oct 17 2004]

Breast Milk Cheese http://www.indrani..../breast_milk_cheese
"YOU CANNOT MAKE CHEESE OUT OF BREASTMILK." [skinflaps, Jun 08 2007]

American Beaver Milk http://youtube.com/watch?v=QdhGrIeGSLY
Courtesy of Lee and Herring [imaginality, Jun 08 2007]

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       I'd try it. Only problem is who's going to milk the lion? A better man than I, I say! Buy that man a drink, for he has no arms to reach for his wallet anymore!

harderthanjesus, Jun 11 2004
  

       "Venezuelan Beaver Cheese, perchance?"

angel, Jun 11 2004
  

       there are enough exotic cheeses just visit a real cheese shop, besides sheep milk cheese exists.

engineer1, Jun 11 2004
  

       Ha! Depends where you are Tabs. I think that the Inuits would be most surprised to see a flock of sheep wandering across the ice and there probably aren't too many of them in the Amazon rainforests either.

DrBob, Jun 11 2004
  

       True sheep aren't exotic, i go for dog's milk cheese should last for ever...

engineer1, Jun 11 2004
  

       //Even human cheese?//   

       I don't know how strange this could be for most people. It is for me! Here in México pig cheese and goat cheese are very common. I don't know if I'd dare to try whale cheese... or dog cheese! Ew! Still, I'm sure other people would. Great idea! A good croissant with melted cheese for you.

Pericles, Jun 11 2004
  

       excellent suggestion [angel], first cheese that came into my head too.

jonthegeologist, Jun 11 2004
  

       I did once find a link for human cheese, but I can't seem to relocate it.

DrCurry, Jun 11 2004
  

       I went to this one place but they were all cleaned out of cheese before I got there. It ticked me off. +

sartep, Jun 11 2004
  

       "Not much of a cheese shop, is it?"

angel, Jun 11 2004
  

       <hooray!>Ilchester!</h!>

gnomethang, Jun 12 2004
  

       The only human cheese that I heard of was from males...

Ling, Jun 12 2004
  

       //a nice killer whale gruyere//? Only if you know how to milk a whale.

echo, Jun 12 2004
  

       Mmmm kangaroo cheese. Puts a spring in your step.
Marsupials make milk right?
  

       Mmmm, link.

skinflaps, Jun 08 2007
  

       *er.... I think many would prefer lionESS cheese... but that's just an assumption on my part.

CaptainClapper, Jun 08 2007
  
      
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