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The Criticism Clicker is used to indicate to your loved one that you just felt
criticized by them. Rather than inefficiently verbalize or, worse, risk an
discussion (argument) about having felt criticized, simply apply the Criticism
Clicker to efficiently convey your status to your partner.
Your partner will do
same with their own Criticism Clicker.
The Criticism Clicker technology is simply that of the child's little toy which
a loud auidible 'click-click' when pressed and the spring metal is bent, then
Though you felt criticized, you may not have actually been criticized: 'When I
said nice guys finish last, I think of it as a courtesy, not a character flaw.'
It is recommended that each partner select a different one of the Criticism
designs: Heart, Smiley Face, etc. 'Did you take my Criticism Clicker?' Click-
[normzone, May 09 2014]
||What's that humming noise? Oh, that's my wife user
her criticism clicker on me.
||It's like negative clicker training. Your spouse does
something bad, reward them with a click; pretty soon
you'll be in hell. We could send you to Russia, Iran and
Korea to make sure those societies never get off the
||I understand the purpose of this idea, but the act
of explaining to someone that I will communicate
anything using a device normally used to train a
dog would lead to a conversation I never want to
have, and then possibly a huge fight and then
possibly a talk with a councilor or lawyer. Or she
may then suggest that I wear a collar that is
controlled by a remote in her purse.
||I'd suggest that you resubmit the idea using an
item that lacks the "training a dog" stigma. Till
then I have to say no. (-)