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There are a few co-workers of mine that just don't get the message
that they stink and need to wear deodorant. A proper penalty should
be enforced: application of deodorant by paintball gun.
First offense will catch them off guard. Second will be with a half
second warning, to the crotch.
third and final, they'll take off their
shirt and we'll shoot him in the armpit.
I feel better already.
this is similar to my idea...
[xandram, Jan 13 2009]
||'It's nothing personal, just business'.
Erm, I meant,
'this is nuthin biz, just personal'!
||//don't get the message that they stink\\
||That is because you didn't tell them, did you?
||It's not my job. I said it. And I think that this is a message in
itself. One they will never forget.