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Dog Masseuse

Your massage, by a specially trained dog
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People like dogs. And massage parlors are legit!

BUNGCO is bringing the two together. Lie on our floor level warmed massage table, and our specially trained teams of dog masseuses go to work. Small dogs will walk across your back. Large dogs with padded claws will dig at your sore muscles. Dogs that have rolled in scented substances will roll on you. There will be nosing, and scootching across you of hygienic sanitized butts, then a vigorous slap massage by wagging tails. The whole team returns at the end for a good lickdown.

bungston, Mar 02 2018

The cat version http://www.wideopen...secret-weapon-cats/
Of course it would be in Japan. Where else? [RayfordSteele, Mar 02 2018]


       // scootching across you of hygienic sanitized butts //   

       It was fine up to that part ... after it, no. Definitely not, under any circumstances.
8th of 7, Mar 02 2018

       Is there a cat version? A cat version would be totally excellent.
xenzag, Mar 02 2018

       <projectile vomiting>
8th of 7, Mar 02 2018

       That increases my pleasure and confirms that using cats is the way to develop this idea and give it universal appeal. It's probably baked in Tokyo already.
xenzag, Mar 02 2018

       I'm not so sure, [xen]. I'd have thought it more likely that they were stir-fried.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 02 2018

       They eat most things in Japan but not cats or dogs in my experience.
xenzag, Mar 02 2018

       Er… you can’t generalise – ever. Not all people like dogs. I don’t like them. I especially don’t like their owners, thinking that all public open spaces in the city that have any grass at all on them are therefore by default dog toilets above all other usage designations. I don’t like the amount of dog shit around, especially in urban areas. I don’t see the requirement for people in cities to own a dog in the first place. Actually, I suspect I do know why. I consider it a kind of statement, as if to mark the transition from a young person who lived in bedsits and flats and rooms and rented accommodation here and there, to a person who thinks they have grown up and have “settled”, and have a place, and perhaps a partner, and therefore they have to broadcast this situation to everyone all around by acquiring a dog. They place the dog on their territory and that marks the fact that they’re no longer drifters, they “have somewhere”, and here it is – where the dog is. The dog is merely a marker.
Ian Tindale, Mar 02 2018


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