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Dog's Beaded Curtain

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Some folk like to put a coat on their dog, especially in the winter, but I prefer the idea of a beaded curtain.

The curtain would hang from a sort of waistcoat, leaving the head, and tail completely uncovered. Reaching down to ground level, it would conceal the legs, but allow total freedom of movement, and swish around as the dog went about its business.

Butch type dog owners could select a heavy macho style curtain that featured lots of metal bits, like hexagonal nuts, washers and round brass balls.

For the more delicate dog there would be a lacy curtain with chandelier type hanging baubles and other bling-like appendages. Disco dog could have chaser LEDs, but for the hippy dog, only the original beaded curtain will do.

xenzag, Jun 02 2008

A superior sort of dog with concealed legs. http://www.collecto....com/magic/mr01.jpg
[wagster, Jun 02 2008]

Shih Tzu http://www.my-pet-m...6/09/Shih%20Tzu.jpg
Small dogs with huge personalities [8th of 7, Jun 02 2008]

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       A guy in my town just got a long sentence for beading his dog.
bungston, Jun 02 2008
  

       Probably one should incorporate the beads into the dogs long flowing coat. Shorthair breeds could get extensions for this purpose.
bungston, Jun 02 2008
  

       Florence had a friend like that. (link)
wagster, Jun 02 2008
  

       A Shih Tzu in full show coat is pretty much like this ..... plaiting a few beads onto the "skirt would not be much of a problem .....
8th of 7, Jun 02 2008
  

       I went to a zoo the other day, but the only exhibit was one small dog.   

       What a shih tzu.
theNakedApiarist, Jun 03 2008
  

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8th of 7, Jun 04 2008
  

       <silence>   

       <wind picks up>   

       <hay bales roll past>
theleopard, Jun 04 2008
  

       Huh! You're mocking, but you both know you'll be telling that joke to your mates soon enough.
theNakedApiarist, Jun 04 2008
  

       Not if we want to keep them, we won't .....
8th of 7, Jun 04 2008
  

       + for the idea and for NakedApiarist's anno.
bnip, Jun 05 2008
  
      
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