Nowadays people are getting fatter and fatter, and there
seems to be no viable solution. NO MORE! Dreaded
is a scary cereal marketed for anxious, tubby people. It
works on two levels;
1) Whilst eating a bowl of dreaded wheat, people will
shake/jump out of their seats with fear - burning
important fat globules.
2) Eventually, they will be conditioned to avoid eating
most important meal of the day', thus losing weight.
It's a win-win situation!
Q) How will wheat scare someone?
A) Carefully mixing scary shapes, with movement from
beneath the milk, and 'psycho' sound effects from the
wheat has never been more terrifying!
Q) Why would anyone in their right mind buy this?
A) Peer pressure.
Q) When I'm anxious, I eat chocolate to calm me.
A) You're a lost cause.