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Medieval. Priests should head-butt the ashes. |
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And pumps a cloud of stinking incense in the window while you're at it? Another reason to avoid institutions like organised religions. |
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Hey, why not set up a car wash type building with rollers on each side. As you drive the car through, everyone sticks their head out the window and the roller deposits the ritual smudge. That way you don't even have to stop. |
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The first 250 get a glow-in-the-dark statuette of Saint Christopher. |
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Holy Water Car Wash and/or Theme Park. |
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What about someone who comes round to your house while you're sleeping and applies it, so you don't have to donate any time or physical or mental effort to religious sacraments? |
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you can get that if you are old and infirm. |
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Is it a good idea to be told "to dust you shall return" while behind the wheel? |
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... I ran 20 red lights, in His hono(u)r. |
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If you're not willing to invest time at church, why would you go at all? |
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You might as well ask for a 25-word Bible. |
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Add a drive-through confessional and I'm sold. |
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I keep thinking drive-thru christening and 1st swimming lessons..... |
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