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Evil People 'Paper
The daily news for the evil dictator/overlord/tax collector in the know
Contains articles on which countries will be easily overpowered and assimilated into your greater collective, problem pages ("I'm 36 and my country is 1000's of years old. Are we right for each other?", "My arch-nemesis is more experienced than me. When should I tell him my diabolical scheme?"), classifieds
("Secret hideout for sale. Excellent views of dormant volcano. One (deceased) owner") and sport (Rugby Union)
||The articles about death-traps and the correct etiquette for gloating would be a good read.
||I can't figure out 31 down: "rod kettle" six letters...