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This 'panty-pad' like product would fit neatly into the gusset of your pants, enabling your farts to be perfumed and dispersed. Ideal for the office/restaurant/impressing the opposite sex. When you fart, the particles will pass through the perfumed pad, scenting the surrounding air with a fragrance of
your choice. Anything from aftershave to air freshener.
[lumpy, Mar 06 2002]