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Floor Level Medicine Cabinet

in the wall, but lower
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For when you are in too much pain to stand up.
Laughs Last, Sep 19 2015

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       Jesus, I hope you feel better soon.
Voice, Sep 19 2015
  

       This makes about as much sense as putting the hangover supplies behind the toilet... [+]
FlyingToaster, Sep 19 2015
  

       Hopefully with childproof door locks...
RayfordSteele, Sep 20 2015
  

       If you're in that much pain, is there anything in the medicine cabinet that would help? Maybe you need a telephone on the floor as well.
scad mientist, Sep 20 2015
  

       What's really needed is a medicine cabinet on an axle that spins in the opposite direction to the room.
MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 20 2015
  

       However much pain you're in that's keeping you from standing up, may also keep you from crawling to the room in which your floor level medicine cabinet is located.   

       Better would be a mobile medicine cabinet - maybe mounted atop one of those robotic vacuum cleaners and callable by remote to bring meds while you just lay and wait.   

       Once it's delivered the requisite meds it's conveniently located ready to clean up whatever spillage has occurred while you were indisposed.   

       Just don't fall ill on the stairs... they don't do stairs.   

       And make sure you have one on every floor in your house.
Tulaine, Sep 21 2015
  

       So the kids can help themselves?
popbottle, Sep 22 2015
  

       Fanny pack and a Medic-Alert bracelet. It's really the only way to go.
"I've fallen, and I can't reach my meds..."
  

       What [scad mientist], if you are in so much pain that you can't stand, it's most assuredly time to call for help. Quickly.
blissmiss, Sep 25 2015
  
      
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