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1. Collect an auspicious number of followers
2. Travel to Giza. Bring red, hooded robes, and essential
3. Get tickets to go inside the Great Pyramid (get there
early, there is a
daily visitor limit)
4. Go inside to the burial chamber, the heart of the
pyramid and largest
of occult power.
5. Chant "cthulhu fhtagn" until something interesting
better yet, pray for peace, etc.). Wish that previous
would be fulfilled happily and that they see through to
the heart of
6. Have some followers block the entrance so you can
get it on inside the
||Bless you (gives sninctown a hankie).
||Diamond Giza and all that.
||Do you really think this has not already been done?
||Initially I thought this was talking about Gaza. That might make for some interesting religious politics...
||Other than that how is this not the plot of every horror movie ever made ?
||Except Ring, Dark Water, the Exorcist etc and certainly not Killer Clowns from Outer Space...
||Giza not that interesting these days, just part of the city....and only the one angle you can take a photo of the pyramids that doesn't show all the hi-rise/KFC outlets