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HomeFront PMC
For the war at home.
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The HomeFront Private Military Company is an affordable mercenary group for your own house. Depending on your economic means, they can range from the Safety package, a three man group armed with light pistols, or the Red Level package, a ten man squad armed with carbine rifles and fragmentation grenades.

Can't keep the kids in line while your at work? Subcontract the work to HomeFront as a peace-keeping force.

Neighbor's dog won't leave your lawn alone? Establish a tight perimeter, eliminating the beast before it becomes a problem.

Area crime on the rise? Authorize a search and destroy mission with a two man spread.

Contracts start at a six month minimum, and can be extended in one month increments.

notmarkflynn, Dec 17 2005


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       What's new about bodyguards and private security forces?
jurist, Dec 17 2005
   

       Okay, then go find one that wants to guard your apartment.   

       Now go find one that isn't a few friends of yours with bats.
notmarkflynn, Dec 17 2005
   


 
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