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In-Eye Storage

Out of sight, just in case!
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Have you ever been annoyed by the lack of reliable storage provided by clothing? Are you missing at least one eye? If you answered, “yes” to both of these questions, than do we have a product for you!

The In-Eye storage case is, simply put, a hollow fake eye than can be filled with whatever its owner desires.

Suggested items for storage:

1.Prescription medications

2.Microfilm containing your last will and testament

3.Small treats (Skittles, Jelly beans, M&Ms, Reece’s Pieces, Smarties, etc.)

4.Alcohol

5.Fountain pen ink

6.Liquid butter or other condiments

The list goes on and on…

Gallus, Jul 27 2006

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       bloody Norah!   

       a whole fecking paperback?   

       a pearl necklace?   

       we'll get to Health: Eye any minute...   

         

       sorry, Gallus - only teasing...   

       if I was so favoured, I'd use this space for valuables.   

       or drugs   

       or pet treats...   

       or details of my next of kin and the fact that I'm   

       O, yes O Negative.
po, Jul 27 2006
  

       you can attach it to my "coat with a hundred non-pockets" - I love it +
xenzag, Jul 27 2006
  

       attach it with what? a paper clip?
po, Jul 27 2006
  

       its optic nerve
xenzag, Jul 27 2006
  

       If it was a glass eye, it could be optical storage
theircompetitor, Jul 27 2006
  
      
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