Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Indestructible Mobile Homes
Spherical Double-wide Domiciles
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The plan here is to create perfectly round mobile homes. They'd have to be able to float, roll, and bounce, to counter the effects of floods, tornadoes, and earthquakes. I'm not sure about fireproofing, but it could be added in there somehow.

With respect to the rolling feature, you'd want the premium model to have an inner sphere with ballast for keeping its contents level. That way you could simply harness it with an exterior hoop-like structure and pull it behind a truck to move it to a new Orb Park or restore it to its home position after a hurricane or rapture or whatever.

The earthquake mode would be the most fun, as it could bounce higher with each crest of the lateral wave. The home would be able to double as a boat, and could be towed by a jet ski or other convenient motorized device.

But safety and convenience are just the beginning. Mobile Home Croquet would become popular, with gigantic pneumatic cannons firing the buildings at one another and St. Louis Arc-like wickets.

I know somebody will point out that geodesic domes already posess some of these benefits, but those tend to be less mobile and not completely spherical with one notable exception (see link).

The obvious way to market the pre-fabbed accommodations would be in gigantic gumball machines. The color and interior would be left up to chance, and people would save up to collect all of the different flavors.

Also, there would be optional concave foundations available for customers who wanted to build on mountaintops or other positions of unstable equilibrium.


OJCIT, May 26 2005

Geodesic sphere http://www.intercot...edc/SpaceshipEarth/
Not a bad starting point, but probably not within most mobile home buyers' budget. [OJCIT, May 26 2005]

Auto-Mobile Homes Auto-Mobile_20Homes
redundant, sorry [FarmerJohn, May 26 2005]

Tree Spheres http://www.freespir...heres.com/index.htm
Not indestructible, but spherical, and portable. [Soterios, May 27 2005]

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       You might be able to make this idea more original (and poetic) by making the outer sphere a giant tumbleweed. Just go where the wind takes you...

Adze, May 26 2005
  

       See The Big Lebowski. Experience the world from a bowling ball.

ldischler, May 26 2005
  

       Will the gumballs still cost .25c?

daseva, May 27 2005
  

       But, but, but, I don't want my house rolling around. It'd squish other peoples gardens, might even flatten a bunny or two. But that's just me. Each to their own, I guess.

blissmiss, May 27 2005
  

       I don't know about you, but anytime I see a product advertised as "indestructible" I have a keen urge to grab my sawzall. I suspect Mother Nature feels much the same way, considering the fate of the Titanic.

justaguy, May 27 2005
  
      
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