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Sometimes I prefer the description almost useless ideas to halfbaked ideas. My favourite as an example, is my spray-can of Instant Dirt. Just think of the impossibilities. Doing the dirt on so and so, will have a new meaning. Instant Dirt comes in three grades : Grade 1 e.g. for husbands
mothers visiting to spray in hidden corners - easy wipe-off. Grade 2 e.g. for cleaning-gang supervisors to trap slackers with - slightly sticky and hard to get off. Grade 3 for politicians and party members to spray on each other - difficult to remove and it pongs !
||How about road dirt, to lend credibility to the "I had a flat tire" excuse.