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Instant Toast

 For toast a little bit faster than you're used to.
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I am waiting for my toast as we speak, and it has already been a little over 2 minutes. The Toastmaster is not very obliging, unfortunately. This is too long to wait for toast.

I'm thinking either already-toasted toast (think giant Melba toast) or just some extra-fast way to toast bread.

We need huge Black and Decker R&D teams on this, pronto.

—innerlemming, Sep 27 2001

Wither thou toasteth? http://news.bbc.co....1264000/1264205.stm
Always toast the weather. It's the only certain thing. [UnaBubba, Sep 27 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Toast Text Messaging http://www.halfbake..._20Text_20Messaging
Baked and Halfbaked [hippo, Sep 27 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Toastables - The Onion 17 Oct 2001 http://www.theonion.com/
see the far left news bar, below features, above Rush [prometheus, Sep 27 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

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       toast is worth waiting for
—po, Sep 27 2001
   

       Buy a loaf of bread, open it and put the slices out on the balcony on a sunny day. Bring them in at dusk, toast! What the birds don't get is all yours.
—UnaBubba, Sep 27 2001
   

       Bread is flammable. Light it. Blow it out. TADA! Toast!
—fogfreak, Sep 27 2001
   

       Dehydrated toast! Just add (three drops of) hot water!
—pottedstu, Sep 27 2001
   

       Waugs, I have a little propane torch. Great for meringues and marshmallows. It's also good for flambeed crepes.
—UnaBubba, Sep 27 2001
   

       [innerleming]: Was your toast burned by the time you were done posting that?
—snarfyguy, Sep 27 2001
   

       Baked.
—angel, Sep 28 2001
   

       If you did it the way Rods suggests, the laser could toast the day's weather forecast onto the bread.
—beauxeault, Sep 28 2001
   

       (Welcome back, waugs. You were missed.)
—beauxeault, Sep 28 2001
   

       wo & bo - See links
—hippo, Sep 28 2001
   
      
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