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Jehovah Scouts
Combining door to door religion and delicious girlscout cookies. | |
Jehovah's witnesses strap girl scout cookies in case the conversion doesn't go well.
If they're going door to door anyway, they might even try selling insurance.
Anything to fill the coffers right?
Jehovah's Witness Delivery
Jehovah_27s_20Witness_20Delivery
Another JW functional mashup [waugsqueke, Feb 14 2005]
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This idea makes me even more uncomfortable than a fourteen year old in a suit explaining that the world is only 4,000 years old and fossils were buried by satan to confuse the unbelievers. |
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I'm thinking March of Dimes/Seven day inventist would be a good one too. |
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Greetings, (sizes up adversary) sinner, saaaaaay, would you like some sinfully delicious bickies/cookies? |
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proffers sugar lump to wax... |
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pats on head!<waits response - email preferably> |
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A fourteen year old in a suit, with a strap-on girl guide? Eeeeww. |
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I do like the idea of JW insurance. Presumably there would be some exclusions on the policy? |
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Jehovah's Witness Protection Program: door-to-door bouncers. |
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Uh-oh, Amish Witness Protection Program clashes with Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. John Book vs Ezekiel Abednego. |
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I'm thinking bag men too maybe. That way the mob could collect on Sundays. |
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Alternately, Jehovah Scouts could light the bushes in your front yard, with just two sticks, and a curse. |
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That's funnier than a left handed spoon. |
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Yeah, [thumb], where have you been? |
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Yeah, only if they have a thumb print on em... |
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