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No, not that kind of baked.
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Affixed to a tripod a robotic arm covered with a lifelike skin.
When you need attention the Lifelike Prosthetic Arm Petter & Heavy Petter waits without question to make you feel like someone cares about you.
You will need to be able to set the pet intensity and a setting for random pet intensity
will be required.
Future models could be configured as automatic spanking machines.
it also serves tea...
[xandram, Apr 29 2009]
||//Future models could be configured as automatic spanking machines// - I like the way you nonchalantly throw that in at the end of the idea...
||Heavy Petter and the Prosthesis of Azkaban.
||so... like the realdoll, only moving.
||[maxwell] LMAO! That sounds like a half-baked idea in its own right (a novel by that name).