Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Lifelike Prosthetic Petter & Heavy Petter

The synthetic flesh would have to be antibacterial
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Affixed to a tripod a robotic arm covered with a lifelike skin.

When you need attention the Lifelike Prosthetic Arm Petter & Heavy Petter waits without question to make you feel like someone cares about you.

You will need to be able to set the pet intensity and a setting for random pet intensity will be required.

Future models could be configured as automatic spanking machines.

vfrackis, Apr 28 2009

it also serves tea... http://cache.gizmod.../12/airmuscle_5.jpg
[xandram, Apr 29 2009]

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       //Future models could be configured as automatic spanking machines// - I like the way you nonchalantly throw that in at the end of the idea...
hippo, Apr 29 2009
  

       Arm yourselves!   

       Heavy Petter and the Prosthesis of Azkaban.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 30 2009
  

       so... like the realdoll, only moving.
ye_river_xiv, May 01 2009
  

       [maxwell] LMAO! That sounds like a half-baked idea in its own right (a novel by that name).
andrewbee, Apr 09 2010
  
      
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