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What could be better than turning on the lights and discovering a slew of small dark things on the floor scurrying for cover? Witnessing your coworker or loved one make that discovery! Now you can bring that brand of joy without the risk that those small dark things on the floor might eat your pork
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Light activated biological vermin [phoenix, Oct 22 2008]
||We'll take two gross of the Robot Chinchillas, and a side order of Sydney Funnel Web Spiders. [+]
||You really don't want to mess with Tribbles, [bungs}, they're no end of trouble ....
||+ on the condition that the vermin can be optionally set to scurry and hide.
It's true that Tribbles may cause problems. Especially around Kingons. Tribbles hate Klingons.