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sp: "birfday". "put yer scratchin' ta gad youse"
Pre-empts a [UnaBubba] napalm attack with one of his own.
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This could be followed by, as the recipient graduates (possible not through any schooling process but merely) through his/her meaningless life: I'r hope daidy geeves me tho keys to the '69 Pikup this here year. |
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Or layderr by: Nite skeetin' sure ais a lotta fun, hope daidy lets me shoot un o' his cainons tanite. |
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This brings up a point illustrated last year. I would consider it more of a gift receiving an empty box o' chokolaits, than a fucking meaningless lottery ticket. Chuck the price of a lottery ticket in some bum's can, that way at least you know he doesn't only get a small percentage of the small percentage of distributed funds. |
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I was sitting in my car at some traffic lights last Friday when I saw a guy having a birthday party all by himself. Funny thing is, someone must have got him while he was sleeping and printed the lottery tickets on his balls. |
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//[UnaBubba] napalm attack // |
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You say that like it's a bad thing, [4whom]. |
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