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A female holiday to replace
christmas. Either in honor of
Virgin Mary or Mary Magdalene (for
DaVinci Code fans), or just in honor of
getting merry. Christ can keep
Easter. Maybe Merry Mass could be
February 6th to make it a celebration of
the beginning of spring and the end
month season of the shortest days --
Nov 6th to Feb 6th, or maybe it could
just replace christmas on Dec 21.
Mary Magdalene has a Saint's Day already.
So I'm calling this one Widely Baked [marked-for-deletion]. [DrCurry, Dec 25 2005]
||Hmmm.. from a Virgin Mobile cellular phone commercial: "Chrismahanakwanzakah". Need I say more? Is the resulting Chrisma - hana - mary - kwanza - mas - adan - urnalia just assumed?
||when is MaryMas mass or Merry Mass mass held?
||We'll all be feeling merry when he marries Mary Mas.
||I suppose you need 6.02x10^23 Jeezits (communion wafers) to make up one Christ mass?