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INSTRUCTIONS: How to use your new Mentos™ and Diet Coke™ Toilet Blaster™:
Screw the Flexi-Cap™ (the thing that looks like a toilet-plunger head with a hole in the middle) onto the top of a two-liter bottle of freshly-opened Diet Coke™. Put a roll of Mentos™ into the Flexi-Tube™ (the thing that looks
like a condom). Squeeze a little air out of the bottle, and slide the Flexi-Tube™ and Mentos™ into the opening of the Flexi-Cap™, so the Mentos™ are in the Diet Coke™ bottle, separated from the liquid by the Flexi-Tube™, which is held by the lip inside the hole in the Flexi-Cap™.
Keep squeezing the bottle, and invert it into the clogged toilet, making a good seal with the Flexi-Cap™, as with any other toilet plunger. Relax the squeeze on the bottle, so the Flexi-Tube™ and the Mentos™ get sucked up into the bottle.
As the Mentos™ and the Diet Coke™ begin to react, press firmly on the base of the two-liter bottle, to hold the Flexi-Cap™'s seal against the toilet.
The pressure of the foaming mix of Mentos™ and Diet Coke™ will blast out any clog, as long as a good seal is maintained. So hold on tight!
The foaming Diet Coke™ will clean away stains just as Coca-Cola™ does, while the Mentos™ will leave the toilet smelling minty fresh. Yummy!
They have somehow jammed our signal...
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[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 17 2007]
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I'm all for more efficient plumbing tools, but heaven help the poor soul who experiences technical difficulties. |
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Just use a depth charge. Oops, just destroyed the bathroom. Maybe your idea does work better (+) |
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Character Map is how I did it, and deliberately got a bit silly©. |
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Thanks, [jutta], I changed all the © to ™. I shoulda known. |
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If you could point it in the other direction and make it seat-activated, this would be a dandy practical joke. |
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What a brilliant idea!
Makes me think to do this at the next party: |
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2) Fill cistern with Diet Coke |
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3) Leave a few Mentos lanquishing at the bottom of the toilet well |
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5) Retire to a safe distance |
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Waste of perfectly good dietCoke in my rather addicted opinion. |
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Whoopie Cushions be warned. There's a
new joker in town! |
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Brilliant. And ever so fresh smelling! |
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[Noexit]Why? It's just cutting out the middle-man, afterall |
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Just don't drink out of the toilet. |
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[Noexit], "good diet coke" is an oxymoron. |
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i'm with [normzone]. there's nothing right about the stuff. |
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