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There goes my teleportation concept.
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The essence of this idea is a whoopie cushion like device that is built into a seat cushion, however instead of creating the always hilarious flurry of flatulence, the cushion plays a musical note (or notes).
This can go any number of directions, but imagine, say an entire church congregation being
simultaneously seated to a resonating heavenly chord.
I think that the ultimate application of this product would be in a stadium installation. As the crowd is doing the "wave" circling around the stadium, the seats blare out the team's fight song.
||Pressure sensitve music boxes are Widely Baked and used in all sorts of things, from teddy bears to greetings cards. Is putting them in cushions really a new idea or just a pun?
||(A butt-operated church organ, now that might be a new idea.)
||The emphasis is really on the installation in larger venues, with notes in harmony and such. The pun just worked out. And yes they could sound like an organ, I just couldn't see getting the congregation to do the "wave".
||Install a keyboard with each key linked to a
sharpened stick rigged to poke the person
sitting on the appropriately tuned cushion.
You wouldn't even need to fire the existing