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My Company About Me

just make my life easier
 
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This company is just about me. Come be a part of my life and make it easier. You can replicate and market the innovations you come up with in the process of making my life easier, but they have to make my life easier first.
JesusHChrist, Aug 23 2017

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       Provided that you are already grotesquely rich, this can easily be arranged.
pertinax, Aug 23 2017
  

       But in the process of product development, most iterations of a given product won't make your life easier. If there are, let's say, 99 unsuccessful iterations of a given product before the product development team perfect it and deliver the 1 iteration of that product which really makes your life easier, you're going to spend a lot of time having your life made harder.
hippo, Aug 23 2017
  

       But I allow you to make me part of the development process.
JesusHChrist, Aug 24 2017
  

       We'll go with that.   

       <prepares sign reading 'BREAKING FOR PARTS' to hang round [JHC]'s neck>
8th of 7, Aug 24 2017
  

       //grotesquely rich//   

       Not really, you just need a certain base cost, and then expect results commiserate with your level of funding.
Voice, Aug 25 2017
  

       Commensurate.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 26 2017
  

       No, I think //commiserate// was right.
pertinax, Aug 26 2017
  

       //You can replicate and market the innovations you come up with in the process of making my life easier, but they have to make my life easier first.//   

       Did you help ? I think it only counts if you helped.   

       Farmers don't help, they continually fail to use the most efficient processes and that's why many keep going out of business. And probably also why onions, peppers and tomatoes are now inedible. Luckily you can get canned goods for much better value - its hard to can some inedible crap for 4 years, but people *will* keep buying the lowest quality genetic breeds for bitter highest water content crap available.   

       The age of the can and jar has re-arrived.   

       Tomato and cheese sandwich - no problem - drain a can of chopped tomatoes.   

       OR   

       Buy a marginally better smartphone for $1500.
bigsleep, Aug 26 2017
  
      
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