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Extend that obnoxious horror packaging they have on
cigarettes to other health effecting products like ice
First, let me say I'm no fan of the nanny government that
justifies its wildly expensive existence by nattering on
about how we should all behave in our private lives. I
they should all be locked in the attic and fed the
occasional bucket of fish heads.
That being said, this would be a pretty good deterrent to
the depressive chubby who might be inclined to sit alone
the dark trying to alleviate their woes by hammering
hypothalamus with sugar.
Before you let fly with bones-o-wrath, I didn't suggest
"You're Wonderful Just the Way You Are Mint" or "I'll Be
Your Friend Tonight With Cake Chunks". THAT
In that neighborhood...
[normzone, Feb 01 2016]
||"I Hate Myself Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough".
||As a novelty product, this could actually work, as long as the quality is good. It would not be effective as a deterrent.
||My life has been a long and rocky road.
||"If That's True Ketchup and Relish Breasts and Thighs"
||I've been pondering writing a C&W song entitled "The path of least resistance is the road map of my life" if that's any help.
||"i am blind and my dog is dead." Sports water. Stolen from cartoonist Gross.