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This occurred to me while at Oktoberfest in Munich. People were downing beer by the litre and many were just pissing in their pants.
What I propose is simplicity itself. Such drinking meets should have flexible rubbing tubing (with disposable latex mouths) coming out of a septic holding tank in the
ground. When you sit down you open your zip and attach the tube around your little man. No need to get up and have your beer flicked by some greasy Italian. Prost!!!
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So... have these at every seat? Aren't most of the seats portable folding chairs? This would be extremely impractical. Get to a porta-john for Christ's sake. |
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Its better for women because when they use the wc there are no men standing around and making passes. |
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Just fit everyone with a catheter upon entry and have standard attachments at all chairs, or at designated stations. |
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Have you ever had a catheter shoved up your piss-hole? That would take the 'fest out of Oktoberfest faster than a jackrabbit on a hot tin roof! |
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//better for women //maybe but the queue snakes three times round the building and half a mile down the road... |
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Hey if you want to be gross (no pun intended) in a German beer tent or pub, you don't need to invent anything new. In days gone by when there was still sawdust on the floor in the Wirtshäuser, the old men didn't bother getting up to pee. They just peed down their walking sticks under the table. I kid you not. |
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