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Are you one of the estimated 800million men worldwide who suffers from Urinal Shyness? Do you ever stand for minutes in front of the urinal? or come out of the restroom with a bulging bladder?
Well, Gentlemen (and possibly ladies) The solution is here!!!
A belt buckle with a built
in sound effect of running water. When a button is pressed an electronic sound effect is played, which will ease the passing of water. The belt buckle will have several effects, from a dripping tap, burbling brook, gurgling sink to a horse urinating on a concrete floor, and The Niagra falls. The user can select which sound effect is most appropriate.
An additional function would be a "Splash guard" sound effect to be used when dropping a very large "Depth Charge". Sounds could be used to cover the splash or to add comedic value. Sound effect possibilites include Applause, Drumroll, Fanfare, Mobile phone ring, Crowdnoise, Someone shouting "Bombs Away!!" etc....
(?) The Sound Princess
Not for men and not in a belt. But similarities abound. [wagster, Jul 01 2005]
||Just imagine - you're sitting on the bus to school, desperate to pee. One of your friends, with a sly look on his/her face, reaches over and presses the button on your belt...
||This is one of the most obnoxious bathroom ideas I've ever heard. You get a bun.
||Alternately, the restroom could play water sounds constantly.
||What I need are dry sounds - desert winds or Mother saying you'll ice cream if you can just hold til we get home, and so on. Please add that option.