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"Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more."
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Swing and a miss.
Is that the best you've got?
My grandmother hits harder than you.
Put your back into it.
Don't make me come down there.
Is that a stick in your hands or are you just happy to see me?
[theircompetitor, Feb 17 2014]
||I wanted this to be a parody of 'Desiderata'.
||^ You mean the Portuguese word for dehydrated?
||"Go placidly amidst the ..." (you complete this line...)
||What's not to love about this??? I ask you? I love it.