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Paranoia paradise

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Paranoid people have a hard time - the problem, as I see it, is that the world is just too safe for them. What if everyone really WAS out to get you ? Then you'd be quite correct to suspect them all along. We should create a haven for these people, where life is exceptionally dangerous and so anyone especially perceptive of potential "bad things" will have an advantage.
lubbit, Jun 20 2001


       What would Paranoid Hell be like then?
benfrost, Jun 20 2001

       You don't think I'm paranoid, do you? I'm sure most people think I'm paranoid. I'd really hate for everyone to think that I was paranoid.
angel, Jun 20 2001

       Paranoia is a myth promulgated by the vast conspiracy of psychiatrists who want to control our minds and rule the world.
beauxeault, Jun 20 2001

       who are realy a secret government agency
RobertKidney, Jun 20 2001

       It's all due to the weasels. The weasels I tell you! You just think they're fuzzy little rodents, but they're out to get all of us. I saw one yesterday while I was huddled in my room. They sneak around just waiting to pop. You believe me don't you? You'll see.
Reverend D, Jun 20 2001

       beauxeault: lol! That explains a lot.
Dog Ed, Jun 21 2001

       Baked. It's either called "prison" or "Idaho."
arghblah, Jun 21 2001

       Ah... I feel better about myself. I'm not paranoid, I'm just being rational about the fact that postal workers have a secret organization in which they release their 'postal' tendancies by randomly selecting a name - and no matter where I move, they will always know where I live!!! btw... must... say... "WEASELS ARE NOT RODENTS!" Phew! I doubt I accomplished anything by saying that. Also - weird thing - 'pop goes the weasel' refers to a spinning wheel. I'm guessing that before electricity, mechanical devices were powered by small woodland creatures? Nah, I'd have to be paranoid if I believed that.
Skippy 72, Apr 03 2004

       Just because your paranoid doesn't mean that everyone isn't out to get you.   

       No need to create a haven. Such a place already exists--well, it once did on television, anyway. It was called *the Village*.
ldischler, Apr 03 2004

       Yes. Paranoia paradise would have to feature dwarfs in dufflecoats with pointed sticks.
fergdeff, Jan 14 2005

       And what about the rabbits?!! I tell you its all a fluffy bunny act!   

       Why Skippy72, think SPINNING wheel (really fast), think weasel, some velocity versus something tied to a thread mixed in.......   

       Personally when I first heard it I thought it had to do with popcorn and then I learned about rat on a stick....
Susan, Jan 14 2005


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