Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Pudding Man
With the will of pudding he barely does anything.
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Many years ago when he was just a child, he accidentially fell into a vat of highly radio-active pudding.( don't question the existense of the pudding, i havent figured that part out yet). When he emmerged from the pudding he had changed, with a molecular structure the same as pudding and with his weakness of having the will of pudding, he strives not do do what others ask, cause with the will of pudding he cant resist.

Antonetime, Feb 12 2004

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       He may have the will of pudding, but he has a thick skin.

GenYus, Feb 12 2004
  

       You mean we never did Mr. Custard?!

DrCurry, Feb 12 2004
  

       does Pudding have padding? does he have a side-quiche?

po, Feb 12 2004
  

       OK, make his side-quiche General Custard, always surrounded by red engines.

FarmerJohn, Feb 12 2004
  

       Pudding-man, Pudding-man
Does whatever a pudding can
Gets a skin, very thick
Eat too much, you'll get sick.
Look out! Here comes the Pudding-man!
  

       Is he good? Listen, Neil!
Wait for him to congeal.
Is he mousse or is he flan?
Take a look in the pan.
Hey there, there goes the Pudding-man!
  

       In the chill of night,
At the scene of the crime
Like a thick, gooey sight.
He stays home all in time
  

       Pudding-man, Pudding-man
Friendly neighborhood Pudding-man
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Inaction is his reward
To him, life is a great big bang-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
You'll find the Pudding-man!

GenYus, Feb 12 2004
  

       He's semi-solid punk man! Score one bun for [Antonetime]

Letsbuildafort, Feb 12 2004
  

       Nobody trifles with Pudding Man.

hippo, Feb 13 2004
  

       //You mean we never did Mr. Custard?// You, mean, like, when you spank him fast he gets real hard? What a novel way to put it!

kbecker, Feb 13 2004
  
      
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