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The soul of Frank Hassle died when he and his family stumbled onto a mob pun-out and fell under won ton of Chinese soup. Though he had a thousand aches - a kilohurtz - Hassle’s body alone survived, possessed by a desire to quibble punishment on all those who lout the flaw and threaten the innocent, even
if they knead the dough.
The Punisher
http://www.thepunisher.com/archives.html
...and not a pun in sight. Must be an impostor. [st3f, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
The Punisher
http://imdb.com/title/tt0330793/
Fan-fucking-tastic movie, I don't care what you say. [AfroAssault, Apr 30 2005]
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Isle of view and all, but the milk of human kindness? No whey! People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones, especially if they have a second flaw. |
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// a thousand aches - a megahurtz // |
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//2 kilo mockingbird//
No perches necessary. |
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The Mexican version: Tequila Mockingbird. |
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A pun is it's own re-word. |
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The Mexican version the morning after: Took ill a mockingbird. |
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Shouldn't that be "cheep" ? |
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If you think the Punisher was a good movie, you should read the books. BB |
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If you think the Punisher was a good movie, you should watch more movies. |
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It is early morning and two birds are
rushing towards a single worm.
Suddenly a shot rings out and the
leading bird falls on its side, dead. "Why
did you do that?" - "I just thought I
should keel the more keen bird" |
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It's a sad story, but it needed telling
and I have no regrets for being its
messenger. I may now also be shot and
will die happy. |
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