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Pulsating Tie looks like a flattened oesophagus and is
capable of imitating a subtle pulsating action when a
concealed switch is pressed.
It can do this because inside of the tie is a tube composed
of a series of valves that open in close in a controlled
manner. This process generates the
impression of a
continuous movement within the tie, as segments of the
tube expand and relax in sequence.
You can activate your pulsating tie at any time, but it's
especially effective when eating food in a crowded place.
Deluxe version emits a variety of "watery" noises.
||I think this idea is missing the word "peristalsis".
||I once posted a peristaltic shoe idea containing the
words: "Alimentary My Dear Watson"
||And why is it a person who has studied paths
is not a pathologist.
||And do paths lead to death?
||Not circular paths, anyway this is getting all