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A small, powerful compressor, mounted inside the
knot on your tie, with a camera and an array of
nozzles, cunningly disguised within the pattern.
When a drip of egg volk or soy sauce begins its
descent toward your tie, the camera picks it up
and sets off the compressor, which fires
a jet of
high pressure air through the nozzles, to force it
If there are a number of such ties being worn at
the table then it may be possible to use them to
play a game similar to "one bounce" with peas or
grains of rice.
Might not. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 23 2013]
||these annotations seem to be getting shorter
||self preserving tie I' m a big fan of this concept in any
||They're never the same after drycleaning. <insert sad
face icon here>
||material science will solve this within a few weeks of
the last tie being worn
||Good luck with that. They've become rather entrenched.