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Many restaurants CLAIM to be kid-friendly, but really arent.
Wouldn't it be fun to go to a restaurant and just order a
of whipped cream ? (cherries on the side, please). Chicken
nuggets shaped like guns and dolls and matchbox cars ?
If you don't play with your food, then you HAVE to
Appetizers that look like Salad, but taste like Bubble Gum..
Melted ice-cream soup before the main meal..
Outfitted with Booths (no real tables) that can be hosed
after (or if you prefer -- DURING !) the meal.. Utensils
optional, TV's everywhere.
Every 15 minutes there's a waiter who is GUARANTEED to trip
and drop a whole plate of food in some safe corner of the
restaurant, so the whole place can cheer.
Food fight Fridays.
Lots of different sauces in little (ketchup-like) packets.
on Sundays your entire MEAL can be in little packets of
heaven. Packets of Pizza, packets of fries...Packets of Soda..
As you're leaving, you have to walk through the exit lobby,
which, incidentally, is RIDDLED with puddles just the right
depth for stomping in and splashing...
Maybe we'll add an optional adult's menu...
Okay, so it's not healthy, and goes right in the face of
kids unhealthier.. but heck ! let loose once in a while !!
this is pretty close
everything but the endorsed food fights. [ato_de, Oct 05 2004]
||Maybe you can put one in the family class section of an aeroplane.
||The waiter does it for me.
||Suggested category - Food: Restaurant
||The walls of the restaurant could be lined with paper. While waiting for their meals kids could draw all over the walls with crayons!
||I don't know, mahatma ... does everything served at the Real Kids Restaurant contain REAL children? I mean whole kids, not just fake children or reconstituted children.
Call me a purist, but there's just nothing like that fake-kid taste to put me off food altogether ...
||Maybe we can take [Worldgineer] there for his birthday.
||[1percent] I like your Style !
||Aren't kids spoiled and bratty enough without this. I think its an excellent idea actually - BUT why the discrimination. It should be a kid-at-heart restaurant.
||Obligatory Modest Proposal